what the unholy pope heretic slapping holy land taking long sword cleaning dues vulting frick did i come back to?

If you aren't active in imgflip_presidents the Holy crusader party might not win

yeah well im doing...things

K

I am afraid, that its hell outside of Inkopolus now.

oh....fun

wait a sec..... *inhales* BOSS FIGHT

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

*Boss fights

wait.

boss... fight(s)?

These things are already crawling about.

oh god....

assemble the troops and let the real military deal with this

These things tear through military faster than reaction can be!

we fight and die trying to kill it then.

Yall are dying lmao why

WE DIE WITH HONOR.

They take RPG rockets like water guns.

They can still die, but it takes forever to do so.

alright..we will get the AC130's. we will have an elevated level to shoot at them

The Octolings are no match for my Manticores that I can assure you

If they can kill me through my suit, they can slice through anyone like butter.

Your new so you don't know about my creatures do you

Oh believe me, I fought my way out of the Inkopolus Incident. Those things aren't your average zombies, they are much worse than your creatures, much faster, much more armor and health, more damage, and can take down fighter jets.

My creatures are immortal they can't be killed and some of them are the size of buildings

Can they infect people?

No

There is your answer, my worst undead enemy is the Octoling mutant, you get bit once, consider yourself deceased, you can turn in a matter of seconds.

While that may be true they can be killed mine cannot

It just takes forever even with a full military force

but just ask behapp my creatures are a force to be reckoned with

You have yet to fight the mutants.

And you have yet to fight a rouge collosus

I assure you, I could kill one, if I can kill a grey Octoling mutant, I can kill that thing.

which thing there are nine

Who's the helicopter?

I cannot share that information to an unholy person such as you.

Get the f**k out of here or you'll be pelted with holy water.