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Tl;dr Stonks | More Thonks on a currency system:; 1. The central banker is a non-political position similar to Owner, selected on basis of merit, commitment, and organizational ability. The central banker may appoint assistants and establish a succession plan in case of afk-ness. 2. The central banker is also the owner of a separate stream, IMGFLIP_BANK, whose purpose is to distribute allowances and record transactions. 3. Memers who wish to receive their weekly allowance must report their weekly PRESIDENTS activity to the central banker and request payment by Friday of that week. 4. All transactions must ultimately be publicly recorded, so that everyone knows how much money everyone has at any given time (transactions may be negotiated privately first). Transaction records must include the parties, the price, and a brief description of the activity. Either the buyer or seller may record the transaction. To prevent fraud, transactions may be disputed, and proof that the negotiated-for task was actually negotiated and completed may be required of the seller. 5. The central banker has a duty to create a new image page every day on the IMGFLIP_BANK stream to house the transactions of the day. This will help the banker stay organized. 6. The banker may issue financial penalties or suspend the bank accounts of those who attempt fraud or violate the rules. | image tagged in sloth thonks,blck,black background,currency,stonks,imgflip_bank | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
124 views 3 upvotes Made by Slobama 3 years ago in IMGFLIP_PRESIDENTS
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2 ups, 3y,
2 replies
Knox announcement template v9 (thank you goth chicken) | image tagged in knox announcement template v9 thank you goth chicken | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
hey, why not nominate knox? only one here i know isnt biased lol.
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1 up, 3y,
2 replies
Knox said he was leaving. Then he came back and said he's retiring from politics
2 ups, 3y
huh?
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
he retired from politics to help me out with elections. pretty honorable of him honestly, it's not a fun job lol.
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1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Wow. Honestly didn't know he would backstab me like that.
I was genuinely sad that he would leave for such a long time, and I was really struggling with keeping the EYM afloat, but then man comes back…?
Couldn't even tell me he wanted to retire and help you out. No, he has to be all mysterious about it.
Wow
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
have you told that to him? I don't think he knew or meant to upset you.
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1 up, 3y
I haven't talked to him at all ever since.
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Who will be on what bill?
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
George Wubbzington on the $1! :)
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
IG or Pr1ce could be on 5$
Scar on the 10$
You on 20$
Strangememe on 50$
Stream creator on 100$
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
What dollar do I get? Or do I just get the English currency £5?
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Dime
0 ups, 3y
Okay.
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    More Thonks on a currency system:; 1. The central banker is a non-political position similar to Owner, selected on basis of merit, commitment, and organizational ability. The central banker may appoint assistants and establish a succession plan in case of afk-ness. 2. The central banker is also the owner of a separate stream, IMGFLIP_BANK, whose purpose is to distribute allowances and record transactions. 3. Memers who wish to receive their weekly allowance must report their weekly PRESIDENTS activity to the central banker and request payment by Friday of that week. 4. All transactions must ultimately be publicly recorded, so that everyone knows how much money everyone has at any given time (transactions may be negotiated privately first). Transaction records must include the parties, the price, and a brief description of the activity. Either the buyer or seller may record the transaction. To prevent fraud, transactions may be disputed, and proof that the negotiated-for task was actually negotiated and completed may be required of the seller. 5. The central banker has a duty to create a new image page every day on the IMGFLIP_BANK stream to house the transactions of the day. This will help the banker stay organized. 6. The banker may issue financial penalties or suspend the bank accounts of those who attempt fraud or violate the rules.