His name is Kevin.

"HOLY LONELY PONY EATING MACARONI!"
(I am using an Eddsworld character for this. If you have not seen the show, you should watch it.)

(I really don't find Eddsworld entertaining at all.)
Kevin: *the cube made a low humming noise as glyphs and runes glowed on the cube*

(Touche, but heck you anyways.)
*Tom stares at the cube.*

Kevin: *it seemed to be made out of some sort of dark energy.*

NOT THIS AGAIN

Kevin: *DARK ENERGY NOISES*

I dealt with this a long time ago, whats it doing here

Kevin: *it hummed a low him*

Hum*

...

Chris: :0

Kevin: *the cube hummed quietly.*

Chris: ITS THE GUY FROM FORTNITE!

Kevin: *the cube rolled forwards into his house*

Tf is that big minecraft block doing?

Kevin: *dark energy noises*

Ok.

Kevin: *rolls forward and smashes your house :)*

-unfazed-

Kevin:*shocks you with purple lightning*

Ow.

Kevin: *laughs in dark energy*

-stares in I have a jojo stand to kick ass with-

Kevin: *glows in not a breathing being*

AY YI YI MI TACO TRUCK TU PINCHE PENDEHO

Jonsey: Kevin the cube

Kevin: *it sat there idly, a low humming noise came from it*

Jonsey:*throws can at kevin*

Kevin: *the can bounced off the cube, and the runes lit up at the impact spot*

Jonesy*shoots kevin*

Kevin: *the bullets bounced off, and the cube shot a bolt of lightning at Jonesy*

Jonesy:wot teh frik

Miyadera: “woah-!!”

Kevin: *it landed on the ground, destroying half of the house. Thankfully, she wasn't injured.*

Haha she lives in an apartment and hers didnt get hit go brrr

Kevin: *needless to say, there was a large rumble.*

“!!!!”

Kevin: *anything that wasn't bolted down, has now fell to the floor*

Kevin: *the large purple cube hummed loudly, runes appearing on the side of it*

Miyadera walks tworads it

Miyadera walked to*

Kevin: *it seemed to notice their presence, as the space Miyadera lit up with runes*

She looks startled, but amused

Kevin: *a low rumble was heard from the cube*

She looks for a possible entrane

Kevin: *there was none, it seemed the cube wasn't hollow*

“Hmm- oh-! Haha!” She got distracted for a moment as her usually inactive baby started kicking

Kevin: *the cube glowed bright purple, it seemed to be made out of dark energy*

“Woah. . .”

*entrance

Kevin: *the humming went louder*

-investigates-

Kevin: *a small bolt of lightning went from the cube to her finger*

“Ouch-!!”

Kevin: *the runes glew brighter and more intensely*

*up

She backs u

Kevin: *the cube seemed to be leaning forwards, in her direction*

“!!!!”

Kevin: *it was going to crush her in a few seconds.*

She runs inside