*Proceeds to avenge the japanese kid by kidnaping the "anime fan"*

FBI OPEN UP
Weeb: Oh shi-
POLIS BETCH *bang*

The weeb committed a ridiculous amount of crimes

Kidnapping, attempted rape, larceny, burglary, breaking and entering, etc.

Oh my god. We have to sentence him for 25 years

He has been wanted for years; even before he was 18.

Yes. He's even wanted in many different states.

He's trying to escape, the FBI is gonna catch him.

Yes. And he's gone by so many identities that it is hard to count.

Ok, he's been captured, he is in maximum security prison. There is no escape.

Like what similar phrases

Yes

Anime is like an ugly plant in a beautiful garden

Change my mind

they can't change your mind
because you're right and they're wrong

https://i.imgflip.com/5kfj4g.jpg here is a meme

i can confirm that this and similar phrases are the standard greeting weeks give to Japanese people, who,are usually very annoyed by it.

*weebs

This weeb is wanted in 6 different states.

Can i get the link?

Idk I think this is made up even though I'm an AAA member

Although what would the AAA do if it was real?

idk but for now it shall be a nobel community of anime haters

We would have to rescue the kid and arrest the weeb

yes

Cursed conversation:

Weeb: Wow, I actually know a Japanese kid that is the same age as me! I'll try to capture him so he can help me understand anime without subtitles
Weeb's sister: Ummm...I'm not sure that is a good idea. It won't work.
Weeb: What do you mean? He weighs, like, 40 pounds less than me. I'll be able to capture him.
Weeb's sister: Don't do it

dont

Tell the weeb why he shouldn't do it

Tell me why he shouldn't do it

its illegal

Call the AAA police

yes

WTF

Why did he want to kidnap him

Don't ask ME.

How do you think the Japanese kid reacted?

s-s-senpai...
Japanese kids are friendly
But of course, anime ruins everything

Yeah. They act nothing like anime kids.

Anime ruins Japanese culture!

Truth