If i was them I would have committed suicide I wish I could unsee this

Starts humming the no-no square song*

It's full of story arc and character development

You may want to call the FBI on his cousin

And the CIA... and the department of homeland security... and f**k it call in the FDA

And ICE and the Police and the DEA, and the IRS and the Armed Services, and Medicare, and Social Security, and the Border Patrol, and every government agency.

And for good measure call in the UN

Well.

That’s interesting