MysticalBean: "Heyo, yeah I'm calling about the milk, my girlfriend can't talk because of it, what did you put in it?"
Shopping Mall Service: "What aisle was it in?"
MysticalBean: "Ughh I forgot, but it was in the milk section, duh"
Shopping Mall Service: "Hold on a second."
MysticalBean: "K."
-5 minutes later-
Shopping Mall Service: "Well sir, it's complicated..."