Covidiots are really paying hundreds of dollars on this crap rather than taking the dang vax for free. Welcome to idiocracy.

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Wait they are paying $400 for one of those
They do realize they are like incredibly easy to fake
You can fake one yourself for less than $20
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Hey! In Idiocracy the president resigns and places the expert of the current crisis in charge making Idiocracy assume people would be smarter than they are.

*laughs in no card*

At least I'm honest about my position.