Osos

My man be lookin like Guy Fieri hit flavortown a little too hard

MISSION PASSED +RESPECT

The “2” sign stands for how many feet tall he is.

Oof

Bro I'm the shortest person in the classroom and I'm STILL taller than you boi

At least he isn’t named after some overrated anime character

At least I have an actual hand and not a flipper

AT LEAST MY COMEBACKS MAKE SENSE

AT LEAST I WATCH DANNY'S MOVIES

AT LEAST I DONT HAVE OFFICIAL AT THE END OF MY NAME TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE IS THERE AN UNOFFICIAL YOU?

His beard looks like it was descended from Lenin's beard

Oof

If they cremated him the pile of ashes wouldn’t be visible

Wellp

Oh well

He’s dead lol

Naw he’s still living

Ik but you killed him

I roasted him just like the cremation

Ye

He looks like a rich child molester

Ok

That wasn't good, i'll think of something else

Oo

He's so short that if he had his own action figures people would mistake him for them

Welp

That was bad too?

No I just say welp a lot

Yes

the symbol on his shirt look like his finger nails

Oof

who is that
your dad?

Danny Devito

who's that

He’s an actor

WAIT WHAT

what

Dorito

That would be pretty cool if it was his dad

You’re a badass if Danny DeVito is your father

he looks like danny devito with a big head

It’s Danny devito

ok.

For a short person, you have such a big head

Ok

i’m talking about him ofc

ironic, my rare insults posts just got featured

Welp

lol