NSFW Pickup Lines With Church

632 views • 10 upvotes • Made by MemoriesOfChurch 5 years ago in MS_memer_group

27 Comments

Soul-Crusher
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
6-8 inches *wheeze* like you even have that
MemoriesOfChurch
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
Sorry to hear what your ex told you when you two broke up
Soul-Crusher
0 ups, 5y
haha jokes on you, no one loves me so I’ve never had an ex
eternalsugar
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
shit 

she won’t be able to walk for a week👉😎👉
Milkbuds
1 up, 5y, 1 reply
d ad
eternalsugar
0 ups, 5y, 2 replies
when i beat her with a bat👉😎👉
Milkbuds
2 ups, 5y, 2 replies
And then stick my whole arm up her a-
BannedFunguy
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
Milkbuds
1 up, 5y, 1 reply
Anal arming
BannedFunguy
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
Milkbuds
0 ups, 5y
Anal bodying
eternalsugar
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
her what?
Milkbuds
1 up, 5y, 1 reply
ass
eternalsugar
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
y doe
Milkbuds
1 up, 5y, 1 reply
Cause it'll make her unable to stand
eternalsugar
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
well that is mean
Milkbuds
1 up, 5y, 1 reply
So is beating her legs with a bat
eternalsugar
0 ups, 5y
:d
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y, 1 reply
I suppose that’s a bit too f a r
eternalsugar
0 ups, 5y
✨👉😎👉✨
BannedFunguy
0 ups, 5y
Hold up
BannedFunguy
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
The title is kinda ironic ngl
MemoriesOfChurch
1 up, 5y, 1 reply
Lmao yea
BannedFunguy
0 ups, 5y
Hru btw
aloofy_moofy_doofy.
0 ups, 5y
[deleted] M
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
Pathetic. I'm a f**king tsunami
MemoriesOfChurch
1 up, 5y
Go***mn

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Hey girl, if you date me, then imma love you like a snowstorm; Inma give you 6-8 inches and you won't wanna go outside for a week