1: HOW ABOUT A NICE CUP OF SHUT THE F**K UP, AND I KNOW YOU MEAN PET'S IN MINECRAFT.
2: PET'S DON'T SUCK, SURE CAT'S ONLY SCARE THE CREEPERS AWAY, BUT WHEN YOU GET HURT THEY DO F**KEN NOTHING BESIDES SIT THERE, AND SKELETONS CAN SHOOT THE F**K OUT OF YOU SO WHERE ARE THE DOGS!? THE DOGS KEEP THE SKELETONS AWAY, SO THEREFOR KEEP CATS & DOGS.
3: GET. THE. F**K. OUT, BECAUSE ONCE I'M ANGRY AS F**K, I AM NOT GOING TO CALM DOWN YOU BASTARD, AND SURE, CREEPERS ARE DEALY, BUT HAVE YA SEEN SKELETON JOCKY'S AND SKELETON HORSE RIDERS!? HUH!?!? SHUT UP, AND LEAVE ME THE F**K BE. AND I DON'T NEED "DUMBASS UNIVERSATY" WHEN I'M ALREADY SPEAKING TO THE DUMBASS THAT NEEDS TO SIGN IT THEMSELVES.