apple > Apple

I would say “I’ll take your entire stock”, but i could put that together in my house right now.

I saw your comment with 0 upvotes, so I made it one. Thank me later.

yes

A broken clock is right twice a day

NIKOLAI WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU DOING HERE

Haha

😯😲

i have an apple watch and i can confirm that they are in fact not edible

wtf did you do.

my dog tried to eat it and i had to get a new one

lol

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C H A I N

at least 2 minutes

Determine the time by how rotten the apple looks

this belongs in r/technicallythetruth

Yeah

You mean two times a day? LOL

u n d e a d s i e g e

2 minutes a day

No no don't eat the apple! How is it supposed to show time then...

you can buy one expensive apple watch and sell it to some idiot to then buy hundreds of better apple watches to sell to intelectuals

everythings edible if you really think ab it

I heard a man that ate a plane and it took him 15 years

my point exaclty

Now, that's the innovation we like here at apple!

i once had this idea with my friend about a year ago
managed to scam 2 people
made $400

The second one is the best

is there anywhere I can buy this?

LMAO!