Goldilocks

she was lost, tired, and hungry. it's not like she was attacking their capitol.

Not in any version I ever read.

Me neither. The version I remember was that she was sleeping in Baby Bear's bed, and she woke up when the Bears came home and high-tailed it out of there.

What commie version were you reading? I always learned it's wrong to use what isn't yours and that she was lucky she wasn't eaten.

THe meme is talking about how that bitch gets to be choosy with what isn't hers.

Right...I'm curious as to whether any versions actually portrayed her as a protagonist.

There are plenty, trust me. May have changed over time. I remember when I was a child, the book left it ambiguous.