Agreeable

Yesh

Me who bullies myself

I guess I get medals for that too then

My friend giving me the Presidential Medal of Bullying Furries be like:

R/196 users and R/Shitposting users

Huh...

If I bully myself, and I’m a furry, does that count?

Finally someone knows it-s the nazi Reddit kids fault xd

Lmao (as a redditor I can confirm, I don’t know how y’all have the confidence to actually openly be a furry. You all are mad lads)

For me it ain't a whole lifestyle, it's just a side hustle sir XD

It can never really be a full lifestyle, it’s more lucky a hobby if anything.

Like*

lmfao -a fellow redditor that posts absolutely nothing

I rarely pos anything

Post*

BITCH ITS MY STICK

wanna have a war?

yeah let’s have a war

Jk, but for real though, one of the best lines of toys ever sold.

i had a dream that i shot people

._. I’m not gonna say what happened in my dreams.

i killed 7 people with an mp5

I’ll talk about one dream I had when I was younger. I was running away from slender man and I found a weapon. I killed slender man with it and then he changed to something else, the weapon changed too. This continued until finally I got multiplying gummy bears and I had no weapon so I just ran.

so i was in my math classroom and i just pulled out the mp5 and shot this random kid and then everyone was confused so i just walked into the hall and shot at random people in the hallway and then i took a hostage and just got in my friend’s car (he doesn’t have one) and then we drove away

Holy shit

and then we drove to my house and locked the hostage in the trunk and then we just sat down and watched the news
i remember it saying 7 people are dead
so yeah that’s probably concerning
we got the guns from my friend’s dad because he has a lot of guns irl
i’m not sure he has an mp5
but yeah it was weird

._. I feel like this is one of those “don’t go to school tomorrow” moments. My dream was weirder.

hi

i’m scared of myself

funny cus i had a dream last night that i shot people

I’m saving that template

Stick

tiktok is the only place i know of where ive seen raptor masks

We can use anything for a furry mask right?

Ig

I nvr got those anyway

*aggressively flexes all of my medals*

True, stop bullying furries

I wish they would stop as well, I will admit some of the jokes are pretty funny.

Sometimes yes