B o o b y .

I’ll just go with birds

Birds are just dinosaurs time forgot
shrikes will impale their prey on sticks
Secretary birds tap dance on the graves of snakes
Steve irwin was actually afraid of parrots
Shoebill storks clap crocodiles for fun
owls are basically aliens, they don’t have eyeballs, they have long legs, and they are strong enough to send your pet to the heaven gates
Ducks have evolved to be better at making more of themselves

Lel.

Go ahead

What is your favorite animal

I’m not really gonna count mythical so.. you know what imma just choose a random one. Alligator cause why not?

Alligators will eat your dog.
They make horrible pets due to needing constant enclosure rechanges, they probably don’t even understand affection so your alligator may not understand you

That’s it, i don’t have a lot because alligators aren’t really mean or even bloodthirsty in general.
It’s just that they need to survive

At least the babies are cute

JOKES ON YOU I ALREADY KNEW THAT SHIT (Legit though there was a story where a man’s dog got caught by an alligator and the guy went into the water to save his dog and actually won that fight and I think the dog survived. There was another story where a woman died to an alligator after their dog was about to get eaten by it so we think she went in to save it. Don’t walk your dog near water kids.)

Still love them tho, just wanna rub their heads

I know same. They will usually go after small children and animals tho. I think some dude had an emotional relationship with a crocodile tho, give me a sec I’m gonna find it.

ruin penguin

They smell like satan’s locker
Penguins can and will try to kill chicks if it enters a new territory
They can abandon chicks purely off vibes

f**k

You already did to mine