Ren: Oh god, that's a big UFO
June: I hope they come in peace
Arlo: I just watched war of the worlds
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Ren: They're not coming in peace
June: *Sigh* really
Arlo: THROW THE CHEEESE
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*they abduct June*
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Ren: JUNE!!!, ARLO DO YOU HAVE A GRENADE
*Arlo conveniently has a grenade*
Arlo: Y-yes
Ren: GIVE IT TO ME
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*they keep going higher and higher*
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*Ren jumps into the abduction beam*
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*they are both are getting abducted and they can’t move*
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*Ren gets inside the UFO*
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Alien: greetings human
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Ren: Give me my sister back
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Alien: no we are currently conducting tests on her
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Ren: Tell me where she is now
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*more ufos come*
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Ren: Oh sh*t
June: We need to Run
Arlo: YEP
*Ren's eyes glow bright gold and soon his legs start glowing*
Ren: Get on
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*they try to abduct them
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*Arlo and June get on Ren's back and Ren runs 30 miles per hour and they get to safety*
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*the thing slowly starts to blow up*
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*Ren gets June out of the locks and experimenting area*
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*it deals no damage
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*Ren gets to the room and the grenade blows up as the UFO starts to explode on the inside*
(I watched war of the worlds and a grenade can make a tripod explode on the inside*
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*they fall out of the ufo*
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Ren and June: WHOAAAAAA
*Arlo saves them*
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*they don’t follow*
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Ren: phew
June: wait what about the others
Arlo: June, there's one thing humans and your species are good at, reproducing
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Alien: stop where you are
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*Ren unsheaves his combine sword and slashes at the Aliens testing on her*
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*it blows up*
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*Arlo saves Ren and June using his cybernetic eye*
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Alien: no
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*Ren unpins the grenade and heads to June's location by guessing where the location is*
Hero: Huh.
Issac: Oh, this is just like Independence Day!
Wasteland: The what, partner?
Jake: Issac. Cowboy is from far future. He does not understand reference.
TMO: *he looked at the UFOs, and smacked the sand*
Hero: I think we should flee.
Wasteland: Nonsense. My revolver can handle these rascals.
Jake: Gun will not destroy ship.
Issac: I dunno, man, it's happened before.
TMO: *he buried his mask in the sand*