Seriously, they're a bunch of morons.

but wait..... doesnt it cost money to make a movie? and isnt pirating free..... so how is making moeny?....... piracy is stealling guys.... if a movie is not worth buying its not worth seeing

how are they*

Stealing and piracy are actually very different. Imagine someone steals your car, but then it's still there in the morning... that's piracy.

yes but I payed for the car... you did not... you saved money, but didnt pay the people who made it... i spent money but that money will be given to emplies who buy other things

Bottom line that I think we can all agree with... trailors should have a skip option and two FBI warnings is redundant. Simplify things a bit, Hollywood.