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yeah sure why not

Ok what is the pov

Matt:yo bro why

ghoulz: can't you see what going on around here? I'm a ghoul

Matt:just don't eat me

ghoulz: I won't at least for now

Matt:bro I will kill you if you come towards me

ghoulz: I'm a speed ghoul type, come and try

Matt:and I'm made out of poisonous gas

ghoulz: tch...

Matt:*smiles*

ghoulz: ugh

Matt:

ghoulz:

Matt:ha

ghoulz: *turns into a ghoul* alright

Matt:*turns to a green cloud*

ghoulz: I"m not gonna eat you fool

Matt:no I won't

ghoulz: yeah, right

Matt:bro I'm an assassin

ghoulz: my friend's one too

Matt:oh cool

ghoulz: yeah

Matt:...

ghoulz: I'm hungry

Matt:ok

ghoulz: now gotta scam before the CCG get here

*scram
Jake:uhh ok

ghoulz: *runs off*

Matt:*el dissappear*
(I meant to say Matt not Jake)

(lol)
ghoulz: good think that guy's not with the CCG

*thing
Matt:I'm just invisible

ghoulz: why are you here?!

Matt:why not

ghoulz: you'll rat me out

Oki

Ok what is the pov

Does there have to be one?

Ah- ok- well-

POV: You see a strange woman running through the street, trying to get away from someone

Matt:what's going on here

???: “nunya! Go sit on a dick!” She continues to run

Matt:how about you go eat one

???: “SHUT UP!”

Matt:*runs after her and is annoying as Frick *

He gets hit in the face with her fist

Matt:ow what the hell

yeah sure I guess :shrug:

Ok what is the pov

You teleport in another AU by accident, you landed in XTale, meeting Cross on the way.

Matt:the Frick where am I

Cross bends at you while you were lying on the snow ground. "Who the heck are you?"

Matt:Matt the assassin

"Don't be childish."

Matt:the f**k did you call me

"A kid, obvious enough. Get up, you don't want those filthy monsters to beat you up.

Matt:I'm f**king 39 years old

"I'm actually a thousand years old looking like 18." Cross inserted

"Deal with it, sucker." Chara added.

Matt:where in h**l am I

"The underground. Where you get stuck forever."

Matt:well f**k

"Good luck, kiddo."

Matt:why am I here

"dunno"