The N.E.R.D. Party commends the Right-Unity Party for cracking down on crime and Making PRESIDENTS great again!

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This is about Britney Spears (sorry for the bad spelling, can't spell well with my nails)

Hah. Glad to see left and right unity on this issue.

How to escape oppressors
Go to South America

The Confederates and Nazis escaped to there (Though they weren't really oppressed) so she could try it as well

Nails? You a girl?

No I'm not a girl, everytime my nails are cut, it's cut where no nail passes the finger

Or you just need to cut em