Poff Flipbook

Kurisu: hey kid nice boogers ya got there

Boogers

LMA0

Use this against them

Warter

I feel bad for ya-

nice boobs

Wtf?

Pffft-

LMAOOOOO

Poff: HELP ME.

Ah jeez Poff

Wha

Peeps: NICE BOOBS

Dear Poff:

Boi: you do have nice boobs tho

Bloo: there was literally no skin on your daughter, just hair.. how are you born anyway?

Boi: ...sex

Bloo: what were your parents??

Boi: skeletons

Bloo: uhhHhHhh-huh- so your family tree is skeletons?

Basically

Bloo: ...

Mucky: I was a rock- *derp*

Boi: ._.

Bloo: still though- you’re a simp.

Boi: no

Poff:

Boi: :T

Bloo: oh wait- you’re a human skeleton right?

Boi: I'm just a skeleton :I

Bloo: and what kind of skeleton?

Boi: skeleton

Bloo: animal skeleton or human??

Boi: human

Bloo: HAH! SO IT’S BEASTIALITY!

Boi: ಠ_ಠ

Bloo: ZOOPHILIA!!

Mucky: *shoves a tentacle inside Bloo’s mouth, muting him*

Boi: thanks

Bloo: ...I wonder who would be giving birth the easiest-

Mucky: no.

Boi:..can you not?

Bloo: I mean- if Lit gave birth would it not be painful since y’know-

Mucky: don’t drag anyone into this.

Bloo: how did a triangle shit an egg?

Boi: bloo's got a point tho. Giving birth to a slime should be easier than giving birth to a skeleton

Bloo: obviously! Slimes don’t have bones!

Sludger: *has some bones visible in his body*

Bloo: ...

Boi: mucky doesn't tho

Sludger: I ate people.

Mucky: makes me wonder.. do you have bones, StickCat?

StickCat: uhhhh-

Boi:

StickCat: you know that I’m flexible, right?

Mucky: sometimes when you’re injured you would scream in pain- not to mention when you turned into a monster some bones can be heard-

StickCat: I- DOES BLOO HAVE BONES?

Bloo: bro-

Orange: durrrr Bloo we saw your lower half before-

Boi: why are we speaking of bones again?

Bloo: ANOTHER SIMP?

Boi: she's my wife-

Bloo: SO?

Boi: how is it simping if she's my wife

Bloo: how is it that you got her pregnant TWICE?

Boi: ...sex?

Bloo: how did she manage to give birth to a skeleton rabbit so easily?

Boi: idk, when i entered the hospital room Maria was already born

Bloo: but you heard screaming right?

Boi: kinda, yeah