Why They Stopped Letting Me Pick the Clown for Kids' Parties. (See comment)

This was originally rejected as "I don't see how this is dark." I've changed the meme title.

PER WIKIPEDIA (emphasis added): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_(character)

"[Stephen] King stated in a 2013 interview that he came up with the idea for Pennywise after asking himself WHAT SCARED CHILDREN "MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD", AND FEELING THAT THE ANSWER WAS CLOWNS. King thought of a TROLL like the one in the children's tale "Three Billy Goats Gruff", who inhabited a sewer system."

Imagine somebody who looks like the meme showing up at a party for a bunch of KIDS 3-8 years old. You don't think some of them wouldn't be TERRIFIED??

I think it would take someone with a PRETTY SICK, TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOR to have somebody looking like THAT show up at a kids' party.

... Maybe THAT'S why no one has ever asked me to pick a clown? ...

This is great. I need more evil clown memes. Imma make a bunch for spooktober, but that's still a ways off...

It kinda looks like a clown...

THAT's a clown^

Yeah... imma need a bigger shotgun...

This is body painting. There are all sorts of REALLY CREEPY "body painting" and "face painting'. Search Google Images for those terms and also try Pinterest.

Thanks!

that's not a clown tho

She look like an extra for Mad Max or on the way to Burning Man or some sh*t... Idk.

10/10
would bang
:3

same lol

Lmao man. That’s funny. I’d say 8/10 though

Bruh she look dirty and I'm into it ok..?

I wanna tap that *** in some kinda steam factory dressed up like a caveman from the future. The 6 yr old can have some corny f*cking magician or something. Little miss body paint is coming to MY birthday party.
;3

Hey bro no judgement here, you like what you like.

Don't take me too seriously.... I'm just CLOWNING around.

Heheee
:P

Yo Michael Jackson?

:P

When he smells and 8 year old boy.

:o

Nope

So would i

I’d go to that party. 🥴

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