CROSS IS A S I M P

Yep

S I M P

He keeps glancing at all the other A.s ( mostly females and Demi's) in hope for love or something

Kill me

Nightmare: CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS-
Dream: *Draws out bow* D o n o t
Nightmare: ;-;

XD

Lol simper boi

Kai: Bro u is Simp-
Nightmare: $$@%%@&!&!$@%&!&! *is probably planning murder👌*

Me IRL: well-
Lucas: *Flies in out of no-where and picks the 14 year old up*
Sue: LET ME GO
Lucas: No ;-;
Lux: thankyou T-T
Midnight(Panting): (I'm saved)

*wheeze*

Me IRL: time to stop a 5 year old from cursing-
Ink: (Back, finally) wait what happened here-

kai: get your children in line- (polite way of saying the kids are trying to kill eachother)

Ink: Sue isn't even my child-
Lucas: true
Sue: *angy fluffy skeleton noises*
Lux: *sighs* ;-;

bro, they are kids-
if any of them dies im telling the parents you did it-

Ink: *sighs* all 8 of my children in age order: PJ, Gradient, Bluescreen, Pallete, Blueprint, Lucas, Draco, Crystal.
Me IRL: yea
Sue: *a n g y*
Lucas: Sue please calm down-
Lux: she won't ;-;

*wheeze*

Ink: anyways-
Lucas: Sue, continue and I swear to lord I will use the naptime
Sue: (NOT THE NAPTIME-) Nu please nu 🥺🥺
Lux: k

kai: lol, you all should go perform in the circus-

Sue: wait.. are you human..
Me IRL: (S H I T-)

kai:me?
(lol)

Sue: yes, you..
(No, Sue HATES humans with passion, she doesn't mind me tho)

kai:*basically an walking human with dog tail and ears*. https://i.imgflip.com/5g21k5.jpg

Sue: Just be glad I won't hurt you..

👌

Sue: grrr...

kai: want a doggie treat since you seem mad (forgive me god for so i have sinned)-

Sue: I'm part tiger you idiot

yep

Noot: we are eating beef tonight :D, wanna join?
Kai: bro no-
(noot is talking about cross since cow and cross is something lmao)

(But Nightmare HATES Cross-)
uh.. no thanks I'm good

(its to scare cross lol, or cook cross ;-;)
dream: tf- no- :')

(ohok)
Ink: TF-

dream: we can have squid for dinner *points at ink* :)
Noot:...I-

Ink: DREAM-
Me IRL: *shows up* DON'T T O U C H DA CHILD
Ink: I'm like 40 or something-
Me IRL: I DON'T CARE

dream: fine then :p
Kai(basically irl me): damn, i was actually hungry-
(wait the pansexual flag is changing..?)

(w h a -)
Ink: -_-
Me IRL: Don't touch him
Ink: Toothless-
Me IRL: nu, I don't want to hear it
Ink: ;-;

(people are saying the creator of the pan flag is transphobic and lesbianphobic...?)

dream: i wont... if i do touch you, ill need to give cross an huge explanetion that i dont really wanna do.
Kai: are you on your period or something dream*still not over the fact that i thought dream was a girl*

(Also, these 3: imgflip.com/i/5gc7dh , imgflip.com/i/5gc5ru and imgflip.com/i/5gc8ek )

Me IRL: H o l d u p
Ink: E x c u s e m e w h a t t h e h e c k
(DREAM IS NON-BINARY-)

( i know!!! when i first saw him i thaught he was a girl-)
kai: ah shit-
Dream: :'( *cri*

(BRUH HOW-)
Me IRL: It's ok Dream, I know ur pain
Ink: Same here-
Me IRL: YOUR MALE YOU IDIOT
Ink: I HAVE 5 KIDS-
Me IRL: 8, actually
Ink: true.

(*wheeeze* I DONT KNOW-)
kai: lol did ink forget his own kids-

Ink: No, I would never forget my children
PJ: Crystal is in the furnace-
Ink: OH MY GOD- *runs off to save her*
Me IRL: PJ WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
PJ: Everything

kai: *wheeeze*
*meanwhile in kais house*

Aya(magic entity thats kai looks after as their kid): LET ME GO YOU IDIOT! IM JUST AN KID-*angry doggo sounds*
Aizen(bestfriend of kai): NO! *Is pushing aya into the bathtub*

~~
Kai: ink needs to be more responsible

Me IRL: Dude he's a parent of 8 how else do you expect for him to keep watch of them all?
PJ: Ight imma head out- *teleports*

kai:*shrugs* better than having an kid that has more than 1000IQ-

Me IRL: I have a friend who has more IQ than that-
Lux: *Chasing Sue* COME HERE AND PUT THE SWORD DOWN-
Sue: *Running after Midnight* YOU TAUGHT LITTLE BRO A SWEAR WORD-
Midnight: *Running for dear life* FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK-
Me IRL: :|

(note this is a joke)
kai:cross was the first one to teach lux how to swear-
(context: cross seemingly curses about nightmare around lux like "f**king octopus" so lux just said it lol)