IF YOUR TEACHER EVER ASK YOU WHY YOU DIDN'T STUDY THEN SAY THIS:; A YEAR HAS 365 DAYS FOR YOU TO STUDY; AFTER TAKING AWAY 52 SUNDAYS THERE'S ONLY 313 DAYS LEFT. THERE'S ONLY 50 DAYS IN SUMMER AND NOW THAT'S WAY TO HOT TO WORK SO NOW THERE'S ONLY 263 DAYS LEFT; WE SLEEP ABOUT 8 HOURS A DAY SO THAT'S ABOUT 122 DAYS A YEAR, SO NOW WE'VE GOT 141 DAYS LEFT TO STUDY; IF WE FOOL AROUND FOR 1 HOUR A DAY, 15 DAYS ARE GONE NOW, SO NOW YOU'RE LEFT WITH 126 DAYS; WE SPEND ABOUT 2 HOURS A DAY EATING THAT'S ABOUT 30 DAYS A YEAR, SO NOW WE'VE GOT 96 DAYS LEFT; WE SPEND ABOUT 1 HOUR SPEAKING WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT'S 15 MORE DAYS SO MOW WE'RE AT 81 DAYS; EXAMS AND TEST TAKE ABOUT 35 DAYS SO NOW WE'RE AT 46 DAYS LEFT IN THE YEAR; NOW LETS TAKE ABOUT 40 DAYS FOR HOLIDAYS NOW YOU'VE GOT 6 DAYS LEFT; LET'S SAY YOU ARE SICK FOR ABOUT 3 DAYS, NOW YOU ARE LEFT WITH 3 DAYS OF THE YEAR; LET'S SAY YOU ONLY GO OUT FOR 2 DAYS NOW YOU'RE LEFT WITH 1 DAY; AND THAT 1 DAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
