I'm bored.

(Question- is she in any way associated with Helluva Boss or Hazbin Hotel?)

No. She's my Homestuck OC

(Oof- then i know n o t h i n g a b o u t t h i s)

Here, you can read the webcomic with this link:
https://www.homestuck.com

(Oof- well I’m Lazy-)

Let me know what you think of Homestuck

(It may take a while to finish(

Ik, but once you get into it, it's pretty good.

Ty!

Np :)

Is it ok if we still rp though? I don’t mind spoilers^^

Ok

Yaaaaay)

Kiseki: -looks at her- “hmm. . .’

Also here's this for your enjoyment
B3 SUR3 to re4d the title
https://imgflip.com/i/5g4zsy

Lol

(So are we gonna do the thing with John and M.E.M.O.R.Y?

(Oh damn I forgot)
(Sure)

(Lol it’s ok) (can you start?)

(Ok)
[Three days before John's birthday]
John: "looks like my copy of Sburb came "

There’s an advert on the side of the package for some sort of V.P.N.A.S

(Virtual private networking assistant for Sburb)

(Note: there will not be any spoilers to Homestuck as of now.)
Soleil: *looks up*
Sorry, didn't see ya there.

(Ty for notifying me :)

kiseki: “right- sorry.”

(No problem. And another note: this can be any type of rp, so your choice)
Soleil: no need to apologize. Anyway, what's your name?

(Hmmmm- idk!)

“Kiseki MayDay.”

Soleil: nice name. My name's Soleil. Soleil Chandra.

Kiseki: “nice to meet you.”

Soleil: Nice to meet ya too, Kiseki.

She looks down at the ground awkwardly- something seems to be troubling her.

Soleil: What's up?

Kiseki: “it’s nothing.”

Soleil: you sure? You look kinda like you're thinking about something you don't like...

Kiseki: “i-I’m fine.” She insists

Soleil: tell me what's up. I'm a good listener.

Kiseki: “promise you won’t try to exorcise me or some sh*t?”

Soleil: Promise. I can't even exorcise people.

Kiseki: “thanks.” She turns from human into- this.

Soleil: so you're a demon, huh? Well I'm a troll. literally. Although I do prank people online--

Kiseki: “a succubus. A Demisexual succubus.”

Soleil: oh

Kiseki: “it’s not like it’s my whole thing, but DAMN is it annoying-“

Soleil: well, I've always been a troll. But, certain things activate a... Form of me. A god-tier form.

Kiseki: -now invested- “go on.”

Soleil: Its complicated. I'll explain. So basically, if you're a player of a game called Sburb, after the death or fatal injury of one's original body, their dream self will be teleported to a corresponding Quest Bed on the Battlefield. On their planet the player's original body may be surrounded by a totem creature (if any), while on the Battlefield the dream self will be healed, and the consciousness of the player will permanently merge with it, ascending them to the god tiers.
But that's if you play Sburb

Kiseki: “i think I’ve heard of that- isn’t it like- a real version of the sims?”

Soleil: I guess you could say that,

Kiseki: “oh my Satan- if i die i just crawl out of the River Styx-“

Soleil: ???

She shrugs- “it’s a demon thing.

Soleil: oh

“So- can i play this ‘Sburb’?”

(Guess who just passed act twoooooo

(Noice)
(Im rereading and on act four)

(Niiiiice- tbh I’m really exited for Jade rn- i def didn’t stumble upon spoilers while ship googling)

(Lmao)

(Muahahahahaha Dave x Jade for life-)

(Didn't you say Dave was gay)

(H e c a n b e b i s e x u a l)

(Ok lol)

[a girl lays in a seemingly endless void, with certainly endless silence. All that fills her ears is the sound of her own breath along with her heartbeat.
“Mom? Dad?” She calls out, in desperate need of help. Another wave of sleepiness washes over her body. She can’t help but close her eyes, and drift back into a deep slumber. . .]

(You know what? I f**king ship it)

(F**K YEAH)

(DAVE X JADE FOR LIFE DAMMIT)

(YEEEEEES)

(YEEEEEEEeAAaAAA best ship ever lmao)

(WOOOOOH XD

(We won't ever stop at this, will we?)

(NEVEEEEER)

(LMAO ok then)

(You know, you should draw Dave x Jade)

(HA! My art’s sh*t-)

(Lemme see some of your art, then, and I can decide.)

(Kk)

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Soleil: To be honest, I don't know where the hell my copy is...
And if you're thinking about God tier stuff, it's not exactly what you think.
(Use the link: https://mspaintadventures.fandom.com/wiki/Mythological_roles )

Kiseki: “no, I’m just curious.”

Soleil: just saying. Anyway, I dunno where the f**k my copy of Sgrub is
(Note: trolls know sburb as Sgrub.)

(Good to know.)

Kiseki: “Maybe i could help look!”

Soleil: Ok, but once we find it, and I start playing it again, if a bunch of meteors fall around here, thats probably normal.
Well, ill ...
OH SHIT I LEFT IT AT ALTERNIA

“. . . Whatever that is doesn’t sound good.”

Soleil: well, Alternia is where us trolls live. It's a universe parallel to this earth.

“This is so confusing-“

(Uhh how far are you in Homestuck, like are you actually confused)

(I just got to the part with Rose)

(Ohok)
(We can stop until you get to the trolls so it's not confusing.)

(That might take a while- but ty)

(Np)

(Holy sh*t John Egbert was no joke my 6th grade English teacher’s name-)

(Wot)

(Srsly)

(. . . . Why am i shipping Rose’s mom and John’s dad, WHY-)

(*WHEEEEZE*)

(HELP XD)

(Funny thing, for a while, I actually shipped it as well LMAO)

(OOOOOOP)

(Ok! It might take a bit tho bc i have to draw another character first)

(Oke)

(Can we rp anyway? I can describe what she looks like(

(Ok)
(So do I use my character or John)

(Either or both ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

(Ok lol)
(So we start with John because no trolls are introduced until act 5 I think)

(WOW- cheese and rice you’re far-) (ok!)

(I finished the entire webcomic a few weeks ago lmao)

(Wow gj- so start?

(Dave is SO. GAY.)

(You got that far?)

(Ye- SO. GAY.)

(xD)
(What do you think of the whole webcomic so far)

(It’s really good! I relate a lot to rose- minus the wealthiness “

(Basically you hate your mom xD)

(I mean- ye XD

(LMAO)

(And OH YE! I’m working on an oc!)

(Like, a Homestuck character?)

(Mhm!)

(NICE)
(Can I see so far?)

(Well i haven’t drawn her yet, but her name is M.E.M.O.R.Y)

(Ok)

(Basically, she’s a V.P.A (virtual personal assistant) for the non-beta version of Sburb)

(Cool)
(My OC, as you know, is a troll.)

(Ik lol- so say there’s an AU where John got the non beta first- think we could rp that and add M.E.M.O.R.Y?)

(Yaaaaay!)

(But anyway, send me the link to the drawing when you're done ^w^)

(Ok)

(Yay!)

John: *looks at it then shrugs*
ok

- -TentacleTherapist began pestering E(whatever the heck his username was)- -

(ectoBioligist is his chumhandle. It used to be ghostyTrickster until John changed it to avoid the trolls)
John: looks like Rose is pestering me again.

(Ty)

TT: have you gotten your copy yet?

The box continues to shake. . .

John: {yep.}

John: "why does this box shake? its just a game copy..."

TT: {nice.}

???: *from inside the box* “how do i- no- maybe-“ *shake shake shake*

John: ?!?

TT: {hello? John? You ok?}

The box continues to shake violently

John: *drops the box*

???: “ouch! Wait a sec- AHA!” A pixelated girl comes tumbling out of the box, right onto John, knocking him over

The box in his hands- shakes?

John: !!!

John: What the-

???: “ack! S-sorry!” She quickly gets off

John: who are you and how did you just come out of the box -

“My name is Memory! I’m here to help you with anything you need.”^^

John: ok

She looks like the girl on the box

John: but how did you just come out of the box

“I was compacted in there for months! Waiting as i was shipped with the game- but I’m finally here! You’re john, right?”

John: yeah

“YAY! That means you’re my new moderator.”

John: ok???

“That basically means you can command me to do whatever you’d like! But my specialty is explaining the mechanics of Sburb(tm)”

John: oh ok

TT: {john! Are you there?}

John: {sorry about that}

Rose: {what happened?}

John: {I don't even know anymore}

-Sk8terScurge has joined the chatroom-

John: {oh no is this a troll}

SS: {oh sick! It worked!}
SS: {nah, I’m not a troll.}

John: {ok??}

(Can you be Dave?)

(Ok)
(What am I supposed to do as Dave tho)

(Respond to this)

-Sk8terScurge began pestering *insert Dave’s handle here*-

Dave: someones pestering me i guess
*checks pesterchum*
oh shit is it another troll

SS: {sup. Names Harper. You’re Dave, right?}

Dave: {uh yeah}

SS: {niiiice. . . Real nice. . .hey, can you do my little bro and i a favor?}

Dave: {whats the favor}

SS: {there’s this girl-hcgtjvfhygkhiljo.;jhgvfch}
SS: {. . . Sorry, my lil bro won’t let me type. Lemme try again, there’s this girl CHGJVFGKLIJ}

Dave: {?}

SS: {KISS J DESWRFTYGHJUIKOJL<UHYTGRFEDWS#@ESDRFTVGH}

Harper: “you insufferable little brat!” She starts getting into a fistfight with Lucas

Dave: *walks away from laptop*

The next this Sk8terScurge sends is a photo, though she doubts Dave will see it.

[Dave obviously doesn't see it.]

Memory busies herself by looking through files.

(?)

[the hand of what appears to be time itself turns the crank on a small music box to help lull the girl to sleep, starry wind rushing through the void as a lullaby plays.

And so, a new act begins. . .]

https://soundcloud.com/scatteredpages/homestuck-animation-a-lullaby

(Ok)

(are you not intrigued?)

(Kinda yea)