Me:

“. . .” -_-;;

What?

Milk: Uh, ok.

(Have you even read Homestuck?

(Haha no)

(T h e n l e a v e

( o k a y : - ; )

Kasai: Oh, hello. I've been wanting some company.

Winter:"hello"

Creed: Uhm, mind telling me who ya are?

she sighs- “please. . .”

Creed: Give me one reason to save humanity.

“It’s not humanity, it’s just my family-“

Creed: -Starts up the game- Oops.

Harper: “. . . F*ck.”

Creed: Nothing happened.

“Of course something happened. The rest of my family ceased to exist.

Creed: Like I said. I don't give a f**k

“. . . You do realize you’re now stuck with me, right?

Creed: Meh

“Harper Strider.”

Creed: Mhm. Why are you In my house?

“To stop you from playing that game.”

Creed: Why?

“Because it would rip the space time continuum.”

Creed: I mean, I'm glitched between realities so it won't affect me.

“IT’LL AFFECT ME!”

Creed: I really don't care.

“What do you want? Money? S*x? I’ll do anything-“

Creed: BLOODY HELL! NO! I just don't carr if people die! I can always start a new reality.

Soleil: what
Who are you
I was about to open Sgrub

Harper: “i can do this aaaaalll day.”

Lucas: “actually- no. You have a time limit!”

Harper: “WHAT!? Why didnt you tell me that BEFORE!?”

Lucas: “haha- sorry!”

Harper: “YOU ARE NOT!”

Soleil: s0m3th1ng up?

Harper: “just m annoying ass brother. . .”

Lucas: “HEY!”

Soleil: *laughs*

Harper’s mid: {holy f*ck, a troll? God d*mnit bro-}

Harper: “well DON’T.”

Soleil: Why th0

Harper: “it’s dangerous! Opening that file could rip the very fabric of space!”

Soleil: y0u sur3?

Harper: “YES I’M SURE! A rip in the continuum would be-“ she shudders, “SO uncool.”

Soleil: 4lr1ght th3n.
1 w0nt 0p3n up Sgrub.

Harper: “. . . You’re gonna open it the second i leave, aren’t you?”

Soleil: c0ns1d3r1ng th3 f4ct th4t 1m 4 tr0ll, m4yb3 1 w1ll, m4yb3 1 w0nt.
*smirks*

Harper: *groans and presses her earpiece* “Lucas? We’re gonna be here for a while.”

Soleil: *ignores Harper and trolls one of the kids on Pesterchum*

ODST Craig: *pushes the girl back to portal*

SMG4 Mario: ...What?

*pulls out 9mm nd shoots her*

Ash: damn- but who are you

“Harper Strider.”

“Ok but why are you here”

“To stop you from starting up that video game.”

“Oh ok I can just play Minecraft instead”

“Thank you-“

“Why can’t I play it?”

“It would rip a hole in the space time continuum, rendering my siblings and I nonexistent.”

“Oh yeah I don’t want that”

“Yep.”

“Do you need anything else?”

“No- just never play Sburb.”

“Aww damn it ok”

“Thank you.”

“Do you want some food?”

“Uuuuuh- sure.”

-grabs a sandwich- “here you go I don’t know what else to feed people” -hands it to you-

She hesitantly eats it

“It’s just a sandwich”

“With all the places I’ve been, I’ve been Lust-Drugged before.”

“That’s dumb I don’t have anything to do that”

She slowly eats the sandwhich

-plays over watch-