I would pull out my secret gun

“YOU CAME TO THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL”

I'd try to be diplomatic about it, but "talk softly and carry a big stick"... or gun to her knife

*hides in closet*

Cry

Die... Just straight up die not even if it stabbed me I would just die

*very loud screaming*

I didnt summon a demon tho-

Say Hey I use that to cut myself now give it back
Or her you single and make myself look like a idiot

“Mum, did you decided to adopt someone?”

Call 911

I’d welcome it and get some food for it

I would tell them how f ing ugly they are