This mayo is offensive. I will not be fat-shamed and told to live a gluten-free lifestyle! ;)

I'm sorry.

Yeah you should be. I can't handle this negative stereotyping. C'mon man. Don't be afraid to show unhealthy obesity-inducing mayo!!!

Also, 'born in the USA' ?? - huh I thought Mayo was manufactured

All I can think of is the scene from undercover brother. “If you are going to pass for white, you are going to have to learn to eat mayonnaise.”

I see vausch, I upvote.