Lmao this made me cough and i had pixy stick dust in my mouth-
Something like this happened to me. It was on new years tho and it was my "dad". I told him about how i couldnt sleep cuz i was thinking about my Girlfriend(ex now, Saddly). He was on his pain killers and he said, "Oooo girl. Wait till joe mamma get's home. You gonna go to Horny Jail if she finds out!! You with yo homo ass self. Now get to f**kin bed"