FAK_U_LOL; KETER; DESCRIPTION:; FAK_U_LOL IS A SHAPESHIFTING, TELEPORTING ENTITY THAT USUALLY TAKES THE FORM OF A YOUNG MALE HUMAN, THOUGH IT OCCASIONALLY TAKES ON THE FORM OF A CARTOONISH PENGUIN. IT USUALLY IS PEACEFUL, BUT UPON EXPOSURE TO ANIME OR MANGA, ESPECIALLY HENTAI, OR SOMEONE IT KNOWS LIKES THE AFOREMENTIONED THINGS, IT ENTERS A VIOLENT STATE IN WHICH IT WILL ATTEMPT TO TERMINATE THE ENTITY OR CONVINCE IT TO STOP WATCHING ANIME. IT IS THOUGHT TO HAVE AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE FOR A HUMAN BEING. SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES:; ANY AND ALL FOUNDATION PERSONNEL WHO LIKE ANIME OR MANGA ARE TO BE KEPT AWAY FROM FAK_U_LOL'S CURRENT LOCATION. SINCE TOTAL CONTAINMENT OF FAK_U_LOL IS PRACTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE DUE TO IT'S TELEPORTATION ABILITIES, IT SHOULD BE CONVINCED TO VOLUNTARILY REMAIN IN FOUNDATION CUSTODY. INCIDENT LOG #N0 4N1M3; FAK_U_LOL UNEXPECTEDLY TELEPORTED TO THE LOCATION OF SCP-835-JP "KETERU YAMIKO". SINCE SCP-835-JP WAS BEING MADE INTO AN ANIME CHARACTER BY THE FOUNDATION DUE TO PROTOCOL IDOL-835, FAK_U_LOL APPEARED WITH A MACHINE GUN AND SHOT AT SCP-835-JP, CAUSING A FIGHT THAT LASTED 6 MINUTES, SEVERELY INJURING SCP-835-JP AND SHOOTING OFF ITS LEFT ARM. 30 MINUTES LATER, FAK_U_LOL RETURNED TO ITS CONTAINMENT CELL.
