Imending doom

*your security camera starts beeping rapidly*

There is a C4 charge here somewhere, gotta run.

*charges after you*

Try me.

*i grab you by the neck and slam you against a wall several times then i bite your head crushing it. (killing you instantly)*

*i drop your corpse to the floor and walk off slowly with blood now all over me*

Ha! I always knew you were not smart! I was a hologram the whole time in a recorder! God luck trying to fight something that can't die!
*The hologram materializes into the recorder then a drone takes it away*

*i look down and it was one of the anime girl soldiers*

*i look back up and continue walking*

⎓╎リ↸ ᔑ !¡ᔑℸ ̣ ⍑ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ⎓∷ᒷᒷ↸𝙹ᒲ ℸ ̣ ⍑∷𝙹⚍⊣⍑ ⍑ᒷꖎꖎ

Нежити любят есть трупы, потому что они не извиваются, но эти мутанты любят убивать тех, кто жив.

*i just continue to walk down the hall killing anime girl soldiers and crusaders*

*screaming and gunfire is everywhere*

*Octoling mutant roars are heard pretty close, so start running.*
*Drones pick up the dead crusaders and fly off*

Duck off

How did this get submitted

Imma find out...

Behapp

What the actual F**K?!

That's a joke just for my good friend Starfire and me. Don't worry, he gets it.

Furries=Animals so its legal.

Anti anime penguins are animals and they still scream pretty good on the way to KFP...

Those ain't our penguins. They just look like them.

They taste great either way!

That's cause they're coated with cyanide with that chicken flavor.

Deus vult

Don't approve any more of Starfire's memes, (unless it's for evidence collection purposes.)

k lol