Classic

Xavier strikes again

Xavier is one of those filthy Karen vegans?

Xavier is a whole religion.

Worship your lord Xavier.

Xavier is unstoppable at roasting women he can not be controlled

And he’ll fix your computer!

For the price of your credit card information identity theft and more get the bonus offer only you giving your credit card number away and id!

Indeed

We will even offer you a free Tesla for yoour whole security number your medical coverage even throw in someones whole account and we will throw in a brand new tesla!

Awesome!

A great price!

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