That's funny. I can't remember the name of the band right now, but they were the headliner, and they came out on stage so drunk that they couldn't even get through the first song, not to mention their set.
Btw you really threw me off with the Ramones meme and the Dire Straits lyrics. But on the subject of the Ramones, one of the shows I went to I got caught in the mosh pit, luckily someone was nice enough to pull me out. Lol :)