NightKing!Sans: sup Wheatley

Hi! I'm actually space core not Wheatley the moron

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Nata: wow that's a big peice of technology, I thought it was a rock, eh it can't hear me anyways

YOU DID YOU F**KING SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT???

Nata: It can speak, it needs to have it's mouth cleaned

WELL, THAT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR CALLING ME A ROCK!!! DON'T YOU KNOW WE HAVE FEELINGS?

Nata: I need a closer look
*Nata steps closer to Wheatley*

I'M A SPACE CORE???

Nata: A space core, eh You really look like a rock
*Nata summon a rock the size of Wheatley and compares Wheatley and the rock*
Nata: You could blend to look like a rock under the right conditions
Nata: (to self): I wonder if that rock can move

EH EH *Jump on to a power line* ALSO MY NAME IS SPACE CORE!!! NOT WHEATLEY!!!

Nata: it can move that's soooooo cool, wait your name is space core, cool I wish I had a name like that but I was stuck with Nata,

If you think this is cool then you'll totally blow your mind at apature. Here come along. *Grabs Nala with handles and brings her to apature* Here you'll find Mortly, Factsy, Aventry, Angrly and Moron. *Whispers* We don't speak about him.

*Nata looks at everything*
Nata: whoa that's soooooooooo cool and there's nothing natural here

Yea.
Factsy (Fact core): Did you know that Pi is from greek? Not English?

Nata: umm I didn't need to know that
*Nata starts to summon leafs around her and tries to teleport away*

Oh, magic doesn't work here! After all, we're a science company. No magic! Only illusions!

Nata: You should've told me that earlier
*Nata summons more leafs, escapes Space core's grip and runs to the exit*

Oh and also Glados... Kind of made that a one-way door.

Nata: A WHAT

Yep! You heard me right!

Nata: HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE
*Nata summons an energy sword and tries cutting through a wall to make an exit*
(An energy sword is basically a lightsaber)

Oh, yea... You can't... The only way I do it is going to space in the rocket move but as I've learned people like you can't survive in space.

Nata: Fact bot shut up

Aventry: Ugh you can't escape... Trust me I've tried escaping without using the rocket.

*Room not move

Nata: Okay then
*A ton of leafs surround Nata blocking the view of Space core, any cameras and any sentrys*

Factsy: Just so you know space core. She's trying to escape.

Caotica: “o-oh. Hello.”

"Stars undergo implosion!
Planets endure explosion!
Oh, is there not a beauty in such expanses?
Do you comprehend? Have you come to your senses?
Blunders such as this have steep consequences!"

She keeps singing, backing away-
“Til the blue sky drives the dark clouds, far away. . .”

Oh, wait! I didn't mean to scare you! Sorry... It's just a song!

Caotica’s lip quivers. She still looks scared, but stops singing.

(Pronounced Chao-ti-ka btw)

No! I'm actually sorry! I'm not evil!

I actually really like you for a human!

“. . . I’m not really human, but ok. . .”

Soo... What do you wanna talk about?

“. . . Why do you want to keep me here?”

Because I don't want you to walk super far and get tired and it's super close!

“. . . No, i can’t, i have to get back to Gravity Falls-“

We have an airport there.

“The thing is- I’m lost. . .”

Oh! Well... You can come to my place! We always enjoy guests! Plus we have a guest room!

“I just wanna go home. . .” She started crying

It's really ok! We have holographic rooms so you can visit your house anytime! You can see your family and plus they can see you!

“B-but it might not be safe for me here-“

It's ok! No one usually evil comes here. I come here all of the time!.. All... The time

Caotica shrugs.

I'm really into science!

“You dont understand, s-someone is after me.”

We have soo much protection from Arsenic to Vinyl Chloride

“. . . I like Mystery.”

I saw a Myster and Science category book today. Maybe we can read it?

“O-ok. But then i might have to go home. . .”

Oh well... Goodbye!.. Maybe I'll see you again!

Ello!

She looks scared

Don't be scared! I'm friendly! If you don't make me mad...

This in turn makes her more scared

Don't worry when I'm mad... I don't become a monster or anything! I just become mad!

“. . .” She stays quiet and starts humming a melody

*Hums "Welcome to the internet by Bo Burnam"*

She ignores that song, and sings her own melody to herself-

“We‘ll meet again, don’t know where, don’t know when, but I know we’ll meet again, some sunny day. . .”

“I mean- i liked The Uninvited. . .”

(That’s a ghost movie from the 1940’s-)

Mine is SHOP: A pop opera! Uh!

“Alright- bye. . >”

*You get in the airplane*
Goodbye...
*I go to aperture*
Wait! I have an idea!
*Goes to the hologram room and sets it to your house*
Now we wait.

“. . .”

Factsy: Did you know that most cakes don't need eggs?

(Lmao-)

Woman: “. . . She’s been missing for months- do you know where she is?

She's on her way. She's in an airport soaring through the sky. She'll be here.

I ignore that song too and sing a song

"Time's end is fast approaching. Heat death is now encroaching why don't you come along and see it meeee? You've brought about the end though unwillingly! Sparing you to see it will be my mercy!"

“Keep smiling through, just like you, always do. . .”

"Stars undergo implosion!
Planets endure explosion!
Oh, is there not a beauty in such expanses?
Do you comprehend? Have you come to your senses?
Blunders such as this have steep consequences!"

In her house, there is a man with a top hat and a woman in a sweater sitting on the couch- the man is trying to comfort her as she cries about something

What's wrong? Miss? I'm a friend of a person who lives here. My name is space core!

Woman: “oh thank goodness. . .”

I sent her to the airport. So she'll be familiar with me.

“. . . Then let’s go.”

Soo... Seen any great movies?

She looks up-

“H-huh? Who are you?”

I just explained that! Did you hear me? If you didn't I'll say it again. I'm a friend of a person who lives here. My name is space core!

Man: “if you’re lying. . .”

No, I'm not. I'm from a very big company named "Aperture"

man: “. . . And who would that person be?”

Caocito

(Was that auto correct or did you just butcher her name?)

Oh sorry. Caotico

OH MY GOD I MEAN CAOTICA

Man: “that makes you all the more suspicious.”

Here I'll take you *Leaves hologram and takes them with me*
Here's Aperture. Here you'll find Mortly (Morality core), Factsy (Fact core) , Aventry (Adventure core), Angrly (Anger core), and Moron (Wheatly core). *Whispers* We don't speak about him.

(I also love, SHOP! A pop opera!)
“I like that. . .”

*Finally arrives at the airport* Well... Time to say goodbye.

Moron: Ugh... And who are you?