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383 views 30 upvotes Made by TheDepressedAngel 3 months ago in Dark_humour
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12 ups, 3m
I wish my grass was emo so that it would cut itself
10 ups, 3m
I'd do that but, I've done it before in another life.
Nobody seemed to laugh at it when I put it in the fireplace.
8 ups, 3m
what do the twin towers and genders have in common?.
there used to be two of them but now its a touchy subject
7 ups, 3m
What do you call a bus full of schoolchildren?

Epic killstreak
6 ups, 3m
What do you call a 2 year old antivax kid having a problem?

a mid-life crisis
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[Me my little sister and my mother all casually eating dinner]
Mother: What did you two do today?
Sister: We almost got surprise adopted!
Mother, confused: What?
Me: She means we almost got kidnapped.
Mother: Oh, ok- *Spitting out food* WAIT WHAT?!?!
6 ups, 3m
Why isn’t Mexico participating in the Summer Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in the United States.
7 ups, 3m
why can't black people dream, because we shot the last one that did
5 ups, 3m,
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I would but my humour is so dark it raps and picks cotton
2 ups, 3m
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE
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5 ups, 3m
I Have a fish that can break dance!
Only for 20 seconds though and only once
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Me: I'm so sorry your gf died trying to jump the grand canyon. How are you doing?
Best friend: I can't get over it.
Me: That's ok, neither could she.
1 up, 3m
Dang
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I was sitting at a park the other day watching my daughter play when a lady leaned over to me and said, 'Which one's yours?' I said, 'I haven't decided yet,' and smiled. You should have seen the look she gave me.
2 ups, 3m
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE
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Friend: Not all problems can be solved with a gun, you know.
Me: That's why I have two guns.
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My dad died in 9/11. : (
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He was a great pilot.
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1 reply
The best in Saudi Arabia.
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1 reply
3 ups, 3m
lmao
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Patient: Dr, you see, obesity runs in the family.
Doctor: Probably because no one runs in your family.
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DAAAAAMN
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While I was out shopping I tripped right in front of a lady and she just wouldn't stop staring. When I got back up I said simply, 'Sorry, it's been awhile since I've possessed a body,' she looked horrified.
4 ups, 3m
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Cuz they can’t go to home!
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[I used random names]
Me: Hey, Charlie?
Charlie: Yeah?
Me: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Charlie:
Charlie: Where's Brody?
4 ups, 3m
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
"So how many Japs did you get?"
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1 reply
Why are black people so good at basketball? Cuz they steal shoot and run
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1 reply
1 up, 3m
Wheeze
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A million dollares is like parents, not everyone gets them
3 ups, 3m
They say there's a somebody able to murder in every friendship group.

I thought it was Tom so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
3 ups, 3m,
1 reply
Why couldn't the little orphan boy be gay? He had no one to call daddy.
2 ups, 3m
oh da fuq
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If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
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1 reply
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F of Fs
1 up, 3m
Yes
3 ups, 3m
Y'all are hilarious 😂😂😂
3 ups, 3m
Dark humor is like food. Not everybody gets it
3 ups, 3m
elmo was driveing and he hit a speed bump and he speed up and he hit a mall and he got 2617 kills on the bord and he sid to cooke moster look at me and elmo pump out his eyes
2 ups, 3m
Money can't buy happiness.
Unless it's arsenic.
2 ups, 3m
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Doctor: you got 2 years to live
Me: *commit suicide*
Doctor: oh i was wrong...
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My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don't even care!
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If you donate a kidney, you're a hero and everybody loves you. But donate five and suddenly everyone's screaming.
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My therapist told me time heals all wounds so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
2 ups, 3m
the kids in my basement.
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2 ups, 3m,
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murder isnt an option, its a question, and the answaer is yes.
2 ups, 3m
Violence isn't the answer. It's a question and the answer is yes.
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Blood for the blood god
2 ups, 3m
hi
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