I first came to IP when anon.del was elected. I was a major presidential candidate before dropping out to support Dr. Strangmeme and winning one of our best ever presidents a landslide victory. who_am_i, the site’s biggest user, was my running mate. Strangmeme appointed me the first ever Head of Congress, and I have now returned as a Congressman, the founder of the stream’s largest party, the Secretary of State (the most senior cabinet position and third in line of presidential succession), and a major congressional candidate. During the 6 months I was absent from imgflip, this stream got in trouble. LaChancla, whose only campaign promise was not being White Nat, became inactive immediately after being elected, as did his VP. WN was free to wreak havoc amid the chaos. In the next election, it looked like envoy was on track to set things right again, but he was robbed of his victory by controversial far-left user beez who got most of his votes from his friends who have never been on this stream. In the short time he was actually active, beez enacted unpopular tyrannical policies that restricted speech, before disappearing without a word for most of his term. WN was free to cause more mischief. Wubbzymon hoped to do what Envoy would have, but the legion alt MAGA attempted to stream the election just as beez did. But we learned for our mistakes and ousted him and his alts shortly after. President Wubbzy and Vice President PR1CE defeated WN in his attempted war, forcing him to become less active. They have since passed multiple helpful laws, created fun jobs, and made the role play experience more engaging. With the WN threat reduced thanks to wubbzy, we are now currently facing a new threat: inappropriate anime fans, LGBT extremists, and far-left beez-supporting communist sympathisers. These enemies of the state are harassing users and attempting to take over the stream in the next election. Together let’s counter this threat by passing the appropriate laws and supporting me and wubbzy in the upcoming election. We now have the best president since Strangmeme. Don’t waste you vote on an unserious minor candidate with no original policies, and definitely don’t support the extremist kaiju party. Vote Right Unity Party!