Gotta love the Babylon Bee:
Carter Says He’s Finally Hopeful That He Won’t Be Worst Presidential Failure In His Lifetime
https://babylonbee.com/news/carter-says-hes-finally-hopeful-that-he-wont-be-worst-presidential-failure-in-his-lifetime
"I've been seen as one of the worst modern presidents for a long time," said Carter, "but something tells me my luck is about to change. I'm not sure what it is, really, but the last few months or so have me thinking that I'll no longer be considered in last place-- and that's a great feeling."
