Congratulations you are being rescued please do not resist

I will resist

*makes jiraiya trip over*

Nooo
Please spare me, extrovert
I beg of youuuuu
I have a family, don't take me away

*opens portal to brazil*

*Runs*

/tp jiraiya_great_toad_sage Kyrian247

Nooooo

*grabs jira* *yeets jira into the portal*

T-T Why must you hurt me in this way

so you perish

*resists*

*makes the_shotgun trip over*

*keeps resisting* just call me shotgun

*makes shotgun trip over again*

*is lying down*