NO I WONT

YOU HAVE SULLIED YOUR HANDS WITH FILTHY PARCHMENTS OF HERESY, GUARDSMAN.
HOW DO YOU PLEAD?!
Wuh-what? No!
TOO LATE, HERETIC!
YOU INSPIRE YOUR MEN TO STUDY SUCH FOUL SMUT, COMMISSAR?!
YOU HERETIC!
YOU DETESTABLE MUTANTS FILL YOUR HEADS WITH SUCH VILE OBSCENITY?!
DIE, HERETIC!
... m-maybe just ...one read ...
SISTER, I NEED YOUR BLOOD TO MA- Oh, hold on.
YOU'RE A HERETIC!
Y'know what, they're just running around shooting each other down there, better just lay the Exterminatus on those heretics, alright, FIRE!

your holiness is over 9000000000000000

thank you brethren
FOR THE EMPEROR

FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

grey templar: sister, I need your blood to- wait, your a heretic

*insert decapitation*

lol yes