Owners, put all joke rules here in this description so people don't get mixed up with the official rules and the joke ones. And can we not edit them after they've been made. It just ruins them 1. No sucking dick on Tuesdays. Only on Monday's Wednesdays, and Fridays. 2. Don't have an opinion. Nobody wants to hear it. 3. Don’t post anything or make any comments or you will lose mod (if you have it) and you will be banned. 4. Please do not the cat 5. Please do the cat 6. Don't breathe 7. Please do the puppy 8. Every Saturday and Sunday, the bathroom is out of order, and probably won’t get fixed for another week due to the lack of brain power this stream has 9. Stop talking during silent reading time 10: You may only take 3 nuts, no more, no less, they will know if you take more or less 11: Pet Wave’s cat, she totally won’t eat you 12: Shrek is your life, Shrek is your Love 14. Don't ask about 13. 15. SCP-173 is god. Worship it 16. Don't comment. 17. S h e e p 18. Don’t follow the stream. 19. Shut up before I stab you 20; Don’t feed the Gremlins after midnight 21. IT'S BLINKING TIME! 22. It feels like a perfect night, to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our exes, oh-oh,oh-oh 23. Never steal rice from Bazooka or he will kill you 24. Be careful. we are going to beat you to death 25. spongebob and patrick will find this rule funnier than rule 24 26. Do you like how i walk? Do you like how i talk? Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk? 27. There is a severed head in a toliet in the restroom at Applebee's at 9364 WI-16, Onalaska, WI 29; There was never a rule 28. 30. Remember kids dying is gay 31. Where's Waldo? 32. Don't drop the soap 34. Rule 33 simply doesn't exist 35. Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to handle the answers 40; We don’t talk about rule 36, 37, 38, and 39, they’re forbidden 39: Listen to Rule 40 or else Slenderman and The 7 Dwarfs will come for you 40. What is this rule? I don't know, you decide what it is 41; Simp for Revan 42. Be polite, be efficient, and have a plan to kill everyone in your path 43. Worship the ocean cow 44; htap ruoy ni enoyreve llik ot nalp a evah dna ,tneiciffe eb ,etilop eB 45; .syadirF dna ,syadsdneW s’yadnoM no ylnO .syadseuT no kcid gnikcus oN 46; Worship Silkie chickens 47; UwU 48. Walter Squirrel is love, Walter Squirrel is life 49; Virginia 50: Go. To. Sleep. 51. Go to bed 52. Eat your cereal 53. Don't make rules. Rules lead to arguments with people who disagree with the rules 54. Don't touch