YUMMMMM

Say I never eat brkfst and kick you out

damn...

Ask if you made bacon

eat bekfast
and then go back to sleep

question where tf i am and why you're there

if it was in your house

question how tf you got here

*Points*

window

not just house
how did you find me
how did you get anywhere near here

that...

I can't tell you

t e l l

be appreciative, but very very confused

Get the f**k out.

can do!

*Jumps out window*

how did you get in my house

*Points*

window

But

we're on the third floor of an apartment building

I know

I just saw that you had some flour

and I wanted to make muffins and eggs

How did you get here?
Why are you cooking?
How did you find me?
Where did you come from?
How did you get in here?

All of those are classified except for the second one.

you just looked kinda hungry when you were sleeping...

YOU WATCHED ME SLEEP?

...

okay, I can't explain that part

WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?

I had to make sure you wouldn't hear me if you were awake...

Understandable.... Whats for breakfast??

*Holds out plate*

Eggs....and Muffins

Thats poggers, thanks

Let me go set the table...

okey....

*Comes back 30 seconds later*

Ight im done

you-
you don't want muffins and eggs?

One muffin

okey...

So...

you don't want breakfast?

no.

hahaha.....f**k

i would've heard you anyways
i have 20/20 hearing

jump up and make breakfast with you cuz I love making breakfast

aww

how did u get in my house
why are you in my house
how long have u been here
why are you cooking in my kitchen
how did you find me
why did you decide to go find me

.,,,,*Dies from cardiac arrest*

*revives u*

*still ded*

*makes you alive*

*Evaporates into dust*

I'll propose to you.

I am already married

Then why must you do this absolutely a d o r a b l e task of making breakfast while I sleep. . .

you just looked hungry while you were sleeping...

HAHAHAHAHSHAHAHA HDKKCYYCIY WHAT???

OH SHUT UP

I watch a lot of people sleep....

Do you know how creepy that sounds-

I know...

THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG -

SHUT

XD

no lol

Things to do:
• Make breakfast for Drizzy while he's sleeping

🥺 marry pliz

H m . . . yes *happy tears*

Jk.
I want my eggs hard boiled.

BRUH OML-
*hert*

I t h o u g h t y o u l i k e d s c r a m b l e d ; - ;