YUMMMMM

be appreciative, but very very confused

Be very scared because the other corpses in my house don't move...

Ask if you made bacon

jump up and make breakfast with you cuz I love making breakfast

aww

eat bekfast
and then go back to sleep

how did u get in my house
why are you in my house
how long have u been here
why are you cooking in my kitchen
how did you find me
why did you decide to go find me

.,,,,*Dies from cardiac arrest*

*revives u*

*still ded*

*makes you alive*

*Evaporates into dust*

Say I never eat brkfst and kick you out

damn...

I'll propose to you.

I am already married

Then why must you do this absolutely a d o r a b l e task of making breakfast while I sleep. . .

you just looked hungry while you were sleeping...

HAHAHAHAHSHAHAHA HDKKCYYCIY WHAT???

OH SHUT UP

I watch a lot of people sleep....

THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG -

SHUT

no lol

XD

Do you know how creepy that sounds-

I know...

Things to do:
• Make breakfast for Drizzy while he's sleeping

🥺 marry pliz

H m . . . yes *happy tears*

Jk.
I want my eggs hard boiled.

BRUH OML-
*hert*

I t h o u g h t y o u l i k e d s c r a m b l e d ; - ;

So...

you don't want breakfast?

no.

hahaha.....f**k

i would've heard you anyways
i have 20/20 hearing

you-
you don't want muffins and eggs?

One muffin

okey...

How did you get here?
Why are you cooking?
How did you find me?
Where did you come from?
How did you get in here?

All of those are classified except for the second one.

you just looked kinda hungry when you were sleeping...

YOU WATCHED ME SLEEP?

...

okay, I can't explain that part

WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?

I had to make sure you wouldn't hear me if you were awake...

Understandable.... Whats for breakfast??

*Holds out plate*

Eggs....and Muffins

Thats poggers, thanks

Let me go set the table...

okey....

*Comes back 30 seconds later*

Ight im done