Going once?

Yes, I know what it is
It's the Hispanic/Portuguese/Brazilian version of the bogeyman; it is a shape shifting monster that punishes disobedient children.
I'm assuming that these El Cucuy would be good for tracking down and slaying heretics.

wait you have $7M?! how the heck do you have that much XD, I only have 1M even though I have a factory LMFO

it's because I formed crusader states out of territories seized from heretics, and I collect taxes from them as the local ruler.

I can't afford that.

isn't this like, the Portuguese and Mexican style of the boogey man?

Yeah, For you its at 1.5 M

why are we selling mexican boogey mans?

Since someone wanted to sell a sea creature for 5 million, I did this in response

ohhhh

Dick