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How do you think I did, guys? | HERE'S MY ATTEMPT AT A QANON CONSPIRACY THEORY; CATS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR BILLIONS OF BIRD AND LIZARD DEATHS EVERY YEAR. LEADERS OF MANY COUNTRIES DO NOT KEEP CATS IN THEIR CARE. IN SPITE OF THEIR VENERABLE STATUS IN EGPYT, WHERE THEY WERE WORSHIPPED. EGYPT WAS ALSO THE ONLY COUNTRY TO SUCCESSFULLY BUILD PYRAMIDS WITH THE LIMITED TOOLS THEY HAD. THIS INVASIVE SPECIES, WHILE SEEKING TO DISRUPT THE FOOD CHAIN IN NORTH AMERICA, THEY FINDING OTHER WAYS TO CAPTIVATE US AND KEEP OUR ATTENTION ON THEM AT ALL TIMES; I'M NOT SAYING THAT ANCIENT ALIENS DON'T ALREADY WALK AMONGST US... BUT THEN I THINK HOW LEADERS NEVER KEEP CATS IN THE OFFICE. BUT BECAUSE OF LIBERALS LIKE THIS, WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY BRAINWASHED BY THESE PESTS, WE WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO IMPLEMENT EFFECTIVE POPULATION REDUCTION. DUE TO LIBERAL COMPANIES LIKE "PETA" | image tagged in memes,cute cat,donald trump approves,sphinx mullet,pyramids,grumpy cat | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
151 views 11 upvotes Made by Cerebrophage 3 years ago in politicsTOO
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Where are the lasers? The underage sex? Can we get some celebrities attached to it?
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Relax it's my first attempt! I haven't even started with Papamurphygate!
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It all makes sense now.

(Change that first line and post it in Politics...see how far it can go. lol)
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This isn’t a half decent q-anon conspiracy theory. This thing makes a tiny bit of sense
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    HERE'S MY ATTEMPT AT A QANON CONSPIRACY THEORY; CATS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR BILLIONS OF BIRD AND LIZARD DEATHS EVERY YEAR. LEADERS OF MANY COUNTRIES DO NOT KEEP CATS IN THEIR CARE. IN SPITE OF THEIR VENERABLE STATUS IN EGPYT, WHERE THEY WERE WORSHIPPED. EGYPT WAS ALSO THE ONLY COUNTRY TO SUCCESSFULLY BUILD PYRAMIDS WITH THE LIMITED TOOLS THEY HAD. THIS INVASIVE SPECIES, WHILE SEEKING TO DISRUPT THE FOOD CHAIN IN NORTH AMERICA, THEY FINDING OTHER WAYS TO CAPTIVATE US AND KEEP OUR ATTENTION ON THEM AT ALL TIMES; I'M NOT SAYING THAT ANCIENT ALIENS DON'T ALREADY WALK AMONGST US... BUT THEN I THINK HOW LEADERS NEVER KEEP CATS IN THE OFFICE. BUT BECAUSE OF LIBERALS LIKE THIS, WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY BRAINWASHED BY THESE PESTS, WE WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO IMPLEMENT EFFECTIVE POPULATION REDUCTION. DUE TO LIBERAL COMPANIES LIKE "PETA"