First, Guns — What Next?

Always keep razor blades away from children.

Who is going to cut your hair, your gun smith?

I have never been that in touch with my feminine side to do that...good for you!

I do understand there are guys that have no hair, so its basically shaving. Or perhaps the hair may be growing in the shape of the "ole nemo horseshoe". Put on a #1 guard and go to town over the bathroom sink. 🥴👍

So, shaved head, bald. Thats not a cut. Thats a shave.

"No guard. Straight up blades."

Ok. So that was a command? No thanks, I dont wear DOC MARTINS.

Roger that.