Taxpayer

If you drive a car, car, I'll tax the street
If you try to sit, sit, I'll tax your seat
If you get too cold, cold, I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk, walk, I'll tax your feet

So very true!

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the government store

Guess which word I changed. . .

Company of course. For many years, I was a software engineer, and the twist for that profession was:

You code 16 bits and what do you get? ...