I TELL YA FOLKS, WE GOT THOUSANDS OF THESE VENTILATORS; EL ALCALDE ESTA LOCO; AND WE'RE MOVIN' 'EM OUT OF OUR WAREHOUSE IN EDISON, NEW JERSEY JUST AS FAST AS WE CAN, SO COME ON DOWN TODAY AND GET YOURS BEFORE THEY'RE ALL GONE, BECAUSE AT THESE PRICES, YOU KNOW CRAZY BILLY IS JUST INSANE!
