Ah that’s where your wrong.
Memes are memes. Everyone knows there jokes, (well accept you) so Kylie Minogue Is not the President of the United States.
B) we contain lots of democratic views. But also lots of republic views. A true democracy is a type of government where citizens vote on everything, from laws, officials, everything government related, that affects the public. A true republic is when people just vote on leaders to decide things for them. So yes, the United States of America, is technically a democratic-republic because people vote on both laws and officials, as well as officials also making laws inside a central government themselves.