wot in tarnation

just summoning another demon to scratch it for me

Heh that is what the kids I keep in my basement look like after I drop them of buildings

I prefer boiling them alive in their own blood

Have you ever tried blood crusted skin? You take the skin of basement children and cook the skin in blood

No, I usually peel off skin, dry it for about a week and then feed to the other kids innmy basement.

That’s a waste of perfectly good food!

My dentist said that eating too much skin makes my teeth hurt.

But blood crusted skin is so tasty

But my dentist said I shouldn't eat more than two kilograms of skin a week... ):

That’s not to bad, you can still have some. Besides you can still eat tatertoes right?

Maybe. If I brush my teeth after, maybe he'll never notice...

Do you like spaghetti intestines?

yes

Those are delicious

I agree.

What about heart pie?

Heart pie? Do you know any recipes?

3 chopped human hearts
1 teaspoon of sugar
1 cup of blood

:)

RUN RUN RUN AS FAST AS I CAN. YOU CSN"T CATCH ME STRANGE AND ODD MAN

*pulls out gun* I don’t need to catch you

Calling back up! I REPEAT BACKUP!

*fires gun*

*hops out at speeds of 40 MPH* TRY AGAIN SUCKER

you will never catch me

*shoots gun at you*

*doges* SUCKERS YOU WILL NEVER GET ME

Haha there is a trap under you *the floor falls under you*

Human.exe has stopped working

Lol

Dont really know how this is dark humor tho

this is wht chiropractors do 2 ur neck

sus