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Yeah there is. Because I don't want to. You may not like it but it's still a reason 😉

Damn right. I got a mask exempt badge to avoid karens

well you may not like doing the laundry but you still have to do it, do you?

No, that’s what I have maids for..

i was just using that as an example. you have to do things you don't want to do. that's just how life is.

True, we do have to do things we don’t want to do. Me having to wear a mask is not one of them. I haven’t worn one, I won’t wear one, and the great thing about all of this is I still, to this day, do not know a single person personally that has had it or died from it. Guess I just hang with a healthy bunch of folks

I'm a nudist and I take offense at your assumption that I wear clothes, I challenge you to a knife fight at high noon!

Plan B - don't go around people without masks. Which plan is within your power alone? Follow it.

or you can just... wear a mask

That's not within your power to accomplish.

it's within yours

And I choose not to use it...your move.

There's no reason to wear a mask.

If someone wants to wear two masks and get a vaccine every ninety days, that's their business, not mine.

you can at least stop the spread, like i said in another reply:
worst case scenario if you put them on: you have a mask over your mouth and nose
worst case scenario if you don't: other people catch covid and might die
just put on a damn mask

I can't spread it once I have the antibodies. You don't understand immune systems, do you?

worst case scenario if you put them on: you have a mask over your mouth and nose
worst case scenario if you don't: other people catch covid and might die
just put on a damn mask

Best case scenario is that you get vaxxed, wear two masks and stay six feet away from other people for the rest of your life.

take your damn mask and shove it up your damn ass

He can't, it's already full. Like a damn toybox up there.

I have never worn a mask and never will. It's that simple.
Only idiots and morons wear masks, it's a badge of stupidity.
Actually, I'm glad we can see these morons coming in the hallways and avoid them.

will you stay six feet away from them?

There are several reasons. I do it because I don't really care about wearing one, and it makes other people feel good. I'm vaccinated and all of my family are vaccinated, if I wasn't 16 and was in charge of everything that I do, then I probably wouldn't wear one anymore.

https://clinmedjournals.org/articles/jide/journal-of-infectious-diseases-and-epidemiology-jide-6-130.php?jid=jide