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THE WIMPY/OBNOXIOUS/BOTH BOIS IN MY SCHOOLπ
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SOOOOO during mask break us girls now gather in a little circle and chat and unfortunately for them, attention towards the bois DROPPED SEVERELY π
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SO! Today we were chatting like duh π
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my friend tries to show us something in the direction of a large tree, but the only thing we saw was all the bois in our class huddled around it rubbing sticks on a rock! Like what- π
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so we're all like ummmm and what the hey and are they trying to start a fire or something and we all kinda wanna ask, but also kinda don't. π
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SUDDENLY A HUGE WAVE OF BOIS COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND THEY'RE ALL HOLDING STICKS!!! AND THEY ALL START RUBBING IT AGAINST A TREE!!!!! π
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And at this point I'm saying stuff like OKAY THEY HAD TO PLAN THAT AHEAD OF TIME ALL THE BOIS CAN'T JUST SUDDENLY THINK "IMMA HEAD TO THE TREE WHILE RUNNING WITH STICKS IN MY HAND" AT THE SAME TIME!!!! π
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So then suddenly we hear this weird cracking sound and we see this really wimpy flextape (my def of flextape, see my very first storytime because I am NOT defining it rn) boi holding what looks like the remains of one of those really skinny trees in his hands! π
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And we're like WHA- and HES JUST SITTING THERE WITH THE WEIRDEST LOOK ON HIS FACE AND HES LIKE "I BROKE A TREE π" And we're hoping it isnt one of those newly planted ones and I'm just screaming "YOU DID THIS- FOR WHAT?! LIKE CONGRATS YOU DESTROYED A BABY TREE IT HAD A LIFE AND NOW ITS DEAD LIKE CONGRATULATIONS OR SOMETHING BUT YOU DID THIS FOR WHAT? FOR WHAT?!" π
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And my friends are like literally holding me bacc from yeeting twigs at them and screaming "HERE TAKE THE TWIGS BUT DONT TOUCH THEM BABY TREES" π
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and this ridiculously wimpy guy that I am 99% sure is trying to impress me/lowkey likes me/stares at me from across the room (by "/" I mean I'm 99% sure he does all 3) just squats there rubbing the stick on the tree like staring at me like a deer in headlights ππ€¦ββοΈ lmao-
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