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The Creation story doesn't make any sense

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566 views 9 upvotes Made by Pandemisexual_sponge 4 years ago in atheist
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3 ups, 4y,
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ok time to criticize this with science
1-how is there light without sun or stars or anything? besides, there is no day and night if there's nothing to perceive it as day/night
2-how is there clouds without water? clouds are made of water right?
3-plants can't photosynthesize without light from the sun. apparently the sun doesn't exist yet.
4-that's not how thermonuclear fusion works.
5-did you even create air yet? can't fly without air. can't breathe without air either.
6-how- how could you PLAN incredibly complex life in one single day? that seems impossible, even for an all-powerful celestial being.
7-there's always more work to be done if you're a god.
0 ups, 4y,
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Explain time inasmuch as theory of energy allows
0 ups, 3y,
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wha?
0 ups, 3y,
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Yes, you're not very versed on Relativity, are you?
0 ups, 3y,
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Well I know what the theory of energy is, I'm just not entirely sure what your question is
0 ups, 3y,
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Sorry, I wasn't very clear.
The lowest form of energy is heat, and all energy becomes heat after time. Since all energy in the universe isn't heat yet, then the universe as we know it is 'middle age'.

Does that make sense?
0 ups, 3y
Ah yeah that makes more sense
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2 ups, 4y,
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I genuinely tried to read and understand this twice but my brains decided to die
2 ups, 4y,
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There are many problems with this, my main one is day 1, 3, and 4. Where is the light coming from if there’s to Sun? How is there day and night without the Sun? How can plants thrive if the Sun hasn’t been made yet?
1 up, 4y
if there's no Sun*
0 ups, 3y
Read somewhere that if you take water, distill it, seal it in a glass tube and then run it through an autoclave, you can place it in sunlight and it will begin to grow algae.

I forgot how many thousands of years it took invertebrates to convert the remnants of rock that likens broke down to be able to host stemmed plant life, but it was a long time!
0 ups, 3y
Sun is just one of an infinitesimal number of stars in the universe, although definitely one of the younger.
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