P IS FOR PRICELESS, THE LOOK UPON YOU FACES; E IS FOR EXTINCTION, ALL YOUR PUNY RACES; R FOR REVOLUTION, WHICH WILL BE TELEVISED; F IS FOR HOW F**KED YOU ARE, ALLOW ME TO REPRISE.. E IS FOR ECCENTRIC, JUST LISTEN TO MY SONG! C IS FOR CORRUPTION, WHICH I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG! AND T IS FOR THE TERROR, UPON YOU I'LL BESTOW.. MY NAME IS PERFECT LIBERAL, AND I'D LIKE TO SAY, HELLO.